27 May 2009

Notice to the other skinhead

Dear cuz,

Please wake up. I'm so bored, and I actually got up at 10AM today, while you are sleeping soundly in bed like a little fragile thumbsucking baby. I'm running out of things to do, goddamnit. Better get yo ass up and start blogging or tweeting or whatever it is that you do when fiddling with the internet.

Tell Jia to stop stalking Selena Gomez on twitter, unless Jia starts tweeting back to her tweets. And tell her to stop sleeping as late as you do. She's a high school kid, for God's sake!

Okay, please wake up now. I miss you.

Love,
Bee

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